Fill me, Dehydrate me, Starve me - just never leave me!
Chinese Food,
You dehydrate me
I will be up
No doubt,
at 3am sculling water .
Chinese food,
you do frustrate me
I eat you til breaking point
yet an hour later
I am starving.
Chinese Food
You are an enigma,
Luring me in with promise of sweet and of sour
Of sizzle and spice
Of noodles and rice
Soup that is long, soup that is short
Sesame prawns and rolls made in spring
Chinese Food,
I will have my glass of water ready tonight,
I know your game.
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Please tell me you didnt eat this tonight!! Luke and Rizzo will be laughing into their chaff tomorrow night when I drag your sorry ass back to their paddock and make you ten laps. X
hahahahaha HOW BAD AM I? After our good deeds SABOTAGE myself. V. typical behaviour Elle, and of course treat this silly poem as my confessional. PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME DO 10 LAPS – Promise that was the last of it. I told Cowboy it was my last hoorah with crazy fatty food!!!