Cowboy on: Beards

Olena writes:

Dear Cowboy, I know that women are from Venus, and men are from bars, and we’ll probably never understand each other as species, but I wanted to ask you why do men grow beards?.. Why do you grow a beard? My husband started growing his and on my question WHY? he answers.. why not..
Thank you, Olena

Cowboy Says :

It’s quite simple Olena, I just can’t be arsed shaving.

I know women pluck eyebrows , legs, the works, I just can’t be stuffed.

I shave once every couple of weeks. If I shaved every day it would grow back so thick I’d have to use an angle grinder to get it off.

Keep your questions to the Cowboy coming, he is here all week, ask them here.

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5 Comments

  1. Posted 17 May at 12:50 pm | Permalink

    the exact answer I got last week on the same subject! nicely handled and I completely get it now!

  2. Posted 17 May at 10:41 pm | Permalink

    Hmmm…. waiting, waiting.

    • Sharni
      Posted 17 May at 10:48 pm | Permalink

      Patience Kristin. Your question about Cowboy’s Aussie friends will be answered in due course, stay tuned.

      (she employed me again because she is desperate)
      Justin

  3. Posted 17 May at 11:53 pm | Permalink

    Ha ha, typical male response…’I can’t be stuffed’. Most of the time I can’t be stuffed either. No I’m not a yeti.

    I heard an interesting quote the other day on some talk show where they were talking about vanity blah blah, and one commentator said ‘There are no ugly women, just lazy ones’.

    • Sharni
      Posted 18 May at 1:27 am | Permalink

      ha! I like that Alex, I’m running with that, I could be beautiful if I could be arsed haha

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