Fitted Sheet
Why do you mock me?
The first way I try and tuck you in
is always wrong.
Fitted Sheet
Why do you fit on 3 corners but not the forth?
Fitted Sheet
Why don’t you actually fit?
Fitted Sheet
Oh Fitted Sheet,
you really give me the fitted sheets
8 Comments
Don’t ever tell anyone, but I you tubed how to fold a fitted sheet after seeing it open on one of my bookkeeping computers (he is gay) and now with a bit of practice I am a pro!
Perhaps you can write me a poem on how to fold it??!
Also, fitted sheets, why do you not come with your size printed on your tag? I am forever pulling out a Queen when I need a King and vice versa.
And how the hell do u fold a fitted sheet? I watched a Martha Stewart ep on how to do it, yet am still retarded. Agree, it gives me the sheets.
No idea!! i just roll it up into a ball and put it in the cupboard hahaha
Just wash it and put it back on the bed, then no worries about 1) how to fold it, 2) whether it’s the right size, 3) wasting time.
It’s even better if you can get cowboy to do it. Good luck with that one, though.
While I agree that a fitted sheet ALWAYS turns itself the wrong way on the bed first (they must do it purposely to taunt us, no?) I have to disagree about the folding.
I enjoy folding a fitted sheet. I am a sick weirdo who thinks it is awesome to fold a fitted sheet flat enough that it looks the same as it’s flat counterpart.
Fitted sheets are a blessed invention. Try tucking in a flat sheet and putting up with the shenanigans of it constantly untucking itself.